| They said it couldn’t be done. When King George announced he was naming your precious pooch as his successor, people across the kingdom panicked. Advisors issued dire warnings: “Think of the poor postal workers! She’ll put all the dog catchers out of jobs!” People feared for their cats’ safety. Yet, nearly 10 years later, your pooch has already had a dignified and full reign as the world’s first canine queen. Under her wise guidance, dogs and cats have forged an uneasy peace. There’s a bone in every bowl. Dog attacks are down 80 percent, and every puppy receives proper house training. You couldn’t be more proud of your beloved hound—even if you’re a resentful that you have to bow to her before every walk.Now, the kingdom is preparing to celebrate her 10-year jubilee, and you want to make sure everything is perfect for your dog’s special day. Of course, that means finding the perfect gown for the evening’s ball. We suggest our Queen of Bones Dog Costume, stitched by the court’s finest tailors. The jewel-tone blue gown comes with a stately gold mesh collar and trim on the sleeves, along with an elegant print pearl necklace and paw print design on the front. There’s also a fashionable white wig and, of course, a gleaming golden crown. The whole thing is fit for a queen--no bones about it |
