| Are you ready to go undercover? Doctor Evil requires your assistance. You're going to have to pretend at least for a few minutes that you're another innocent woman, love struck by the charismatic Austin Powers, not a killer robot. Wait for the right moment to reveal what you truly are then you'll have Mr. Powers for sure. He's cajoled other robots with his ever famous mojo, but not you, you know all his dirty tricks! You're dressed for mission success. Your groovy bionic body, big guns, and even bigger hair can't fail. Espionage has never been this foxy. While you're wearing this sweet and sexy pink dress and gloves, no one would think to suspect you of bearing arms. So when the target sees your secret weapons, you'll really to knock 'em out. Success is guaranteed, as long as you avoid that not-so-groovy cross-mojulation. That mojo madness is sure to grind your gears. When your next mission for Doctor Evil takes you to a costumed event, you're sure to cause a buzz. Everyone loves to be reminded of the classic Austin Powers franchise. No matter how much admiration people are sending you, remember: you're a bionic woman, with one sexy job to do. When it comes to clandestine spy work, you're a fembot that can't fail. Get close to your mark and turn on the knock out gas. Just be sure to look away when Austin Powers starts dancing, that tends to end explosively. |
