| If this pumpkin were a celebrity, it would definitely be Ke$ha because it's covered in glitter! Unfortunately, it's not a celebrity though, it's just a pumpkin... well, maybe it's an up and coming pumpkin. It might take a few roles as an extra, finally getting a speaking role, and then appear in some indie darlings. After that, it might just star in its first Hollywood picture, All that Glitters is Pumpkin and FINALLY reach the peak of stardom it has dreamed of since it was but a seed. Then you get the satisfaction of name dropping to everyone you meet, saying that you knew this pumpkin before it was big. |
