You know what we really gotta bring back? Holding kids to the proposition of Trick or Treat. Right? Like when did it become acceptable to let them say, Hey, Trick or Treat, but really I just mean give me a treat right now and also if you could give me five treats then I won't smack talk you up and down the block or smash your pumpkins when you're not looking. Fair's fair! If you give us the offer of giving you a trick OR treat, then we should at least have the opportunity to choose a trick instead of a treat. We got tricks! For instance, it seems a shame to let the five years of tap-dancing classes we took just go to waste at moments like this. And what about that cool thing we learned at camp, where you hit your throat with your hand in order to make it sound like there's an ambulance coming? What better moment than to break that out? But instead, it's now just assumed that the only thing we have to offer is candy...and it's time we stopped standing for that! Low expectations only get low results, friends...it's time to step it up and bring it back to the days when we held ourselves at higher Trick or Treat standards!And to start, you should get these Trick or Treat Wood Bricks to put on your porch or in your front window! Think of them as a message to those both young and old...a sign that tells them that you will no longer bow down to Halloween Treat Tyranny! 'Tis a declaration, a revolutionary symbol that says, Hey, in this house? We do tricks AND treats. And it's up to US which ones we wanna give out this Halloween season! ...And also it's just a really cute sign and helps give your house that festive Halloween vibe!
