| Okay, imagine you are a private detective, and you are on a case that is going to require you to break into a police evidence locker to retrieve something. You have all the right keys to unlock everything, but getting from the front door to the locker itself is going to be tough, since you obviously look like a snoop. You suppose you could try to bribe your way in, but that could go sour in an instant if you get caught. This is a huge case to risk blowing it, so what can you do? Actually, no need to worry, you just have to open your disguise kit that everyone keeps in the trunk of their car, and pull out your trusty Police Mustache Glasses. These bad boys will get you into the police station, and out of any jams you might get yourself into. The police cap attached to the frames are the perfect way project authority when you go undercover, and the dangling mustache is a nice touch to make the subterfuge extra convincing! Just remember to take them off after you leave, you don't want to get caught with such a dangerous tool. |
