| There are all kinds of bad party guests. Some overstay their welcome, others will talk your ear off if they corner you by the punch bowl, and still others drink too much and break your stuff. But it’s hard to imagine a worse party guest than, you know, Death himself. That guy is a major drag, and the worst part is that you really can’t turn him away. If Death shows up at your party, all you can do is hope he likes your playlist and make sure the appetizers don’t run out. At least he’s not the type to bring along a bunch of uninvited guests.On the other hand, having Death at your next bash is a pretty great conversation starter. Maybe it’s best to split the difference and just give this gruesome reaper figure a chance. Standing five feet tall, he’s nicely suited to hanging out on your doorstep, haunting a hallway, or lurking in the shadows behind the snack table. Sound-activated sensors (along with three AA batteries) make him light up, make spooky sounds, and move his chained arms. He may not be quite as impressive a presence as the real Death, but he’s certainly easier to clean up after. |
