| Doesn't it feel like certain things just don't show up quite as often as they used to? Only a few short centuries ago, it seemed like people were always stumbling across unicorns and dragons, or getting bombarded by ecstatic visions of angels and ghosts. Then there are more modern mysteries, like where did we put our car keys?Every so often, it's good to remind people that mysterious forces could be lurking around every corner. It keeps them sharp, you know? But we're guessing that if you hang our missing car keys on your front porch, people will be more confused than enlightened. Here's something they'll understand: this primally-spooky Hanging Light Up Black Reaper. Hang it in a tree, on a fencepost, on your porch—hang it all! Hang it anywhere! For one glorious moment, force your neighbors to look upon the spectral face of the supernatural! Add some theremin music, and they'll be shaking in their boots. |
