| Sure, a big zombie with electronic red eyes would be scary... but you're more about the subtle frights. You like the thrills and chills... the ambiance and atmosphere! That's why you're the kind of person who would love this tombstone decoration. It looks old, it looks creepy, and it says RIP, the universal phrase that means something died. One you put a few of these on your lawn, everyone coming up your step will walk a little slower, their head will swing from side to side, their eyes will be a little bit wider, waiting for something to jump out and get them. The mailman might not appreciate your new and scarier front yard, but the kids are gonna love it. |
