| If you need a lawn decoration that says, “There are dark destructive forces hidden beneath my front yard” then look no further, we have exactly what you need. This 36' Two-piece Tombstone is sure to raise a few eyebrows. With it being an unmarked grave that holds devastating engravings of reanimated skeletons, it almost appears to be some sort of evil gateway to a supernatural realm. Ever want to be able to threaten someone with the apocalypse? Well, you may be able to get away with it when you have this decoration set up in your yard: “Start using a coaster, now, before I open that gateway and unleash all hell's fury upon you and the rest of the world, Steve!” You can bet that Steve will think twice before setting a glass on your coffee table, again. So if are trying to add a morbid touch to your lawn and you'd like to have an apocalyptic threat in your back pocket this Two-piece Tombstone is perfect! |
