| Ever notice how the good guys are always managing to show up to the heists of the “bad guys” just in the knick of time to “save the day?” Then, they are off to celebrate the day with their gaggle of fans and enjoy their easy day with all their billions of dollars? Yes, we know you’re Bruce Wayne, Bats! It isn’t that hard to figure out! Well, it certainly isn’t fair. You spend all day making sure that you look your best so you can inspire both intrigue and terror while you are robbing the bank or enacting your latest of genius plots. And you nearly get away with it every time, too! If only you had a way to tackle your deeds while still looking proper—can’t sacrifice one for the other, after all!Well, we’re suspecting that this might come to bite us in the butt at some point down the road, but we understand your plight and have just the thing to shave off those few precious minutes so your caper can be completed before the caped crusader shows up to quit your crime. Try on this Joke Costume T-shirt. This comfortable pre-shrunk purple cotton t-shirt has the vibrant look of Joker’s own suit jacket with his iconic green vest, rose necktie and plaid lapels. Maintain that super (evil) look in a quarter of the time. Bats won’t even know what happened by the time you’re long gone!Wait, does this mean that we’re henchmen now!? |
