| Ah, the classic striped prisoner uniform: stylish, slimming and difficult to spot in a crowd of zebras. Now it's finally been updated with a miniskirt that will be all the talk of cell block B! Wearing this dress tells people what they already know, deep down: here's a woman who can handle herself, who proudly declares No walls can hold me! Your cellmates will ask What are you in for? and you'll shoot back a withering glare that says Lady, if you only knew.... You break rules! You throw caution to the wind! Politely waiting in a crowded line for drinks? Not for this escaped convict. There's only so much time before you're back in the slammer and you gotta get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. And if you do happen to be an escaped convict, we've got good news: someone dressed as a prisoner at a Halloween party is the last person the authorities would suspect!If you really want to show them all I've done time in the clink, add some sexy boots and a ball and chain purse accessory for that extra pop. But maybe don't say clink because we honestly have no idea if that's cool prison slang. Get some of your girlfriends to all dress the same so you can form a chain gang. Anywhere you go, you'll be ready for fun and trouble (but mostly fun). You'll look so good it might be illegal. And if it's illegal, well, you're already dressed for prison. Convenient, huh? |
