| Respectable business manSure, his business is a little different than ours. He doesn’t work your typical nine to five shifts. He sure doesn’t do any heavy lifting, or sitting behind a keyboard for hours. When you see him on the street you might get confused about what his job actually is. Or if he even has a job.But the man in purple does in fact have a job. He has a pretty fly job. Who do you think keeps the underground disco scene going? The guy in purple does, duh. He owns a night club. A disco night club. They play Stayin' Alive, and I will Survive, followed by Super Freak. The girls all go crazy for a guy who knows how to move. And if there is one thing disco does, it moves.So if you are ready to show off your moves to That's the Way I Like it, grab this Purple Pimp Costume. You will have all the ladies telling you how fly you look in your gold chains, and leopard print lapels. All those fuddy duddy nine to fivers will be begging to get into your underground disco dance club. And that doesn’t even take into account the lovely ladies who will be trying to get the man in purple's attention. They will show up wearing their cutest outfits, and their sparkliest jewelry. All to get a disco dance with the Purple Pimp. |
