Some are working to travel back in time and experience some of our most delightful decades gone by. The rampant ‘70s gave us some of the brightest of psychedelic colors and unquestionably the best dance moves. Still, people are constantly decrying, “Disco’s dead.” Well, it’s certainly worth noting that if it were really dead, people wouldn’t need to tell us that anymore! Ha! Of course, our persistent efforts to keep the groovy ‘70s alive have posed a few unexpected problems…The ‘70s were also home to quite a few … unusual people. Without ever asking for his help, the self-proclaimed and grooviest of mojo-wielders, Austin Powers, seems to think that his super agent spy powers still have a great need. He’s gone one-by-one, seducing all the loveliest of lasses and taken down almost all the greatest agents of evil that the world has had to offer. All we’re left with now are modern criminals. No sense of style. No epic plans. And absolutely no awesome volcanic lairs!It is time for you to come out of retirement and help bring to the world some real style: Dr. Evil style. And, of course, we’re ready to outfit you with this officially licensed Dr. Evil adult costume. It is ‘70s original in polyester interlock knit fabric and the perfect … er … colors that you’re looking for: a flat gray Nehru-style jacket over Mandarin collar and matching elastic gray pants! We know… you’re impressed. To finish off the look, we have a patently evil bald cap (with instructions). Put your pinkie to your lips and be ready to demand your one million dollars while you bring our modern world back to an age of epic eeeeevil!
