| Do you ever question why your creator had brought you into this cruel world? Are you ever seen as a mindless monster by the public instead of the misunderstood emotional wreck you really are? Well, use this Halloween to take hold of your greatest insecurities and use them to build the best costume that anyone will see this year! Become the bane of your creator's existence when you throw on this Scary Monster Mask! Looks a bit familiar, doesn't it? Well, that's because it is designed after the greatest monster to ever walk upon this vial planet, the Adam of [his] labours Dr. Frankenstein's first successful reanimated creation. This poor, shunned, nameless being has one of the most tragic stories, but with your help maybe you can give this sad spectre a better reputation. Of course, if you want, feel free to wreak havoc on any nearby villages... just don't be surprised when an angry mob with pitchforks and torches knocks at your door. |
